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Free Stuff (Cestrian Stocks Bulletin #132)
By Cestrian Capital Research, Inc • Issue #132 • View online
It’s Almost Safe To Check Your Brokerage Account Again

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Normally we can’t get out of our own way this thing is so wordy. So today we’ll keep it simple.
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(*) until our next amateur-hour marketing campaign lol
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This is because we are completely dead inside and focus solely on stock charts to help us work out what the Bo Diddly is going on with markets. We don’t care if there’s the possibility of a big ol date with thermonuclear destiny on the horizon, literally, nor if J-Po be trashing the dollar or regulating the Bitcoin, and we definitely do not care what anyone on CNBC is saying unless the talking head is brought to you by the names Bill and Ackman, in which case we know to put on anti-spiral-eyes sunglasses and make like it’s Opposite Day and on the double too.
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Cestrian Capital Research, Inc - 18 March 2022
DISCLOSURE: Cestrian Capital Research, Inc staff personal accounts hold long positions in, inter alia, T, NET, MDB.
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