If you’ve read Cestrian Stocks Bulletin for awhile you may have spotted a pattern in our house view.
We lean bearish on humanity, convinced that civilization is in decline and the Enlightenment firmly in retreat, attacked by the forces of unreason and undefended by those who have benefited the most from its gifts.
But we lean - in consequence of the above, not despite it - bullish on stocks. And see no difficulty in resolving these two positions. The rich be getting richer, and they aren’t doing it by working one more hour of overtime, they’re doing it by riding the up-wave of asset pricing that is still pressing on even twelve years after the central bankers of the world
invented free money for the rich saved the world from the apparent implosion of leveraged capitalism.
And if this is how the rich be getting richer, and since by the very fact you are reading this you must fall into the rich camp, since you probably aren’t picking vegetables or working nights as a security guard right now, then riding this wave is something we should all want to continue to do.
At some point the wave will peter out, as waves always do. Markets will reach a top and sell off properly for a couple years, not the just-joshing kind of selloffs we saw in Q1/Q2 in tech this year or the fakeout-breakout we are currently in the middle of, but, properly selling off. When that is, who can say, but we’re sure it isn’t now. Could be a year away, could be three, could be more. But not now.
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Tomorrow’s “Buy” call is a cloud software stock with fundamentals that have been off the boil a little of late - declining rates of recognized revenue growth for instance - but which features major improvements below the waterline in the metric that bores most everyone except us, being, remaining performance obligation (“RPO”).
RPO is the total book of signed contracts that have yet to be recognized as revenue. You can find this number usually in companies’ 10-Qs and 10-Ks, hardly ever in the earnings release. So you have to go digging around to find it and usually wait a couple days after earnings, too. But it is like a little window into the future growth rates of subscription-model software companies, and that window gives you a little insight into the potential direction of the stock too.
Earlier this year, our analysis of RPO at Cloudflare ($NET) led us to call Buy on the name repeatedly earlier this year even whilst others were cooling. RPO was growing way faster than revenue (still is) and represented a big multiple of TTM revenue (still does) and we said that could drag up revenue growth (it did) which could push up the stock price (the price did move up).